
Etsy, Pinterest, Zooey De-shuh-nell. Whimsical motherfuckers.
I just feel like I am supposed to be this innocent, doe-eyed craft maven and I’m not. Like my room is supposed to be half homemade pastel shit and half vintage. I don’t own a Holga, I don’t crochet, I sure as hell have never been bathed in soft yellow/flattering lighting that magically makes me photogenic, I don’t make my own clothes, or go on dates wearing red lipstick that matches my cool undertones where some perfect man walks me through a park were white Christmas lights are all strung up everywhere and he sweeps me off my feet and makes some grand romantic gesture. I’m like, buy me some pizza and I’m down for whatever. Like, who has the time to be fucking whimsical?
(Source: road-pizza)
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the-fabulous-hunter reblogged this from road-pizza and added:
agree with this....a crafty person, but I just don’t get why it all has
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sapphirerabbit reblogged this from oakcity and added:
you say “perfect, exactly” as though you are not whimsical, just in a different way. you have an adorable place to live,...
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oakcity reblogged this from whatwhatwhat and added:
Perfect. Exactly.
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whatwhatwhat said:
I can’t like this, or you, enough.
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whatwhatwhat reblogged this from road-pizza and added:
Brandon’s right. We pick good friends.
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