December 2011
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The entirety of 2011 can be summed up by the very...
I contracted swine flu.
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PSA
butwhatdoiknow:
If you’re a cute boy that I like please don’t kiss anyone on New Years Eve thanks I’m sending this PSA early so you can all plan thanks.
just a friendly reminder of the agreement to my own contract everyone tacitly entered by being an attractive friend of mine. sorry this is how it has to be sorry.
being a thing that functions this early really sucks tho
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aunt annette: *on kindle*
me: *on macbook*
mom: so as far as my closet cleaning is concerned i think i'm going to..
me: ...
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mom: and they said the train ride wasn't even that bad!
aunt annette: ...
me: ...
mom: I'm talking to myself..
aunt annette: ...
me: ...
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ME AND MATT-T BACK TO WORK BUT WE STILL SMELL LIKE...
ME AND MATT-T BACK TO WORK BUT WE STILL SMELL LIKE A VACATION… starts tomorrow.
There are so many rotten kids out and about today,...
autopilots:
Liiiikkkeeeee, if your parents are paying your rent and cellphone bills still, you should probably chillax with the Christmas complaints.
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“so many white girls quoting elf this christmas season”
– butwhatdoiknow (via internettara)
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georgiaah11 replied to your photo: my family over everything
Is your whole family hipsters? ;)
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i cannot even believe i have to say this but:
the conversation i posted earlier is between my GRANDFATHER and my COUSIN so everyone who creeps my blog (I KNOW WHO YOU ALL ARE) can put their pants on and stop sending me frantic texts. :)
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Grandpa: you have a boyfriend now
Me: yeah haha
Grandpa: is he nice
Me: yeah he re-
Grandpa: is he rich?
Me: hahaha uh I mea-
Grandpa: if he's not your stupid. That's all I have to say about that
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the exact moment in time when you cant decide whether you’re too hungry to nap or too tired to make food. today i taught josh baker the term ‘sunshower’ and i think im going to start making ‘eatsleeping’ or ‘sleepeating’ a more prevalent thing in my life.
grasswidow:
if you have big plans to come into my store and annoy me today
dont?????????????????
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Anonymous asked: IT would be a shame to deprive humans of joy and happiness in this miserable world. We get a glimpse of heaven every time you post a picture of yourself--a moment of happiness--but oh so small. For the sake of humanity's mental state, you should give some thought to perhaps posting that bodacious booty of yours !
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are you guys still racking your brains what to get me for christmas? here is a hint. i love all activewear. literally all of it but specifically straight leg yoga pants. those are the best. everyone send me either straight leg yoga pants or tank tops i can run in. thank you. okay. i love you,okay. bye.
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i just spent an inordinate amount of time reviewing my old blog and in between laughing at/with myself i kept whispering “where’s that headband..” and “where’s that shirt..”
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RE: the bears
I have had a lot of people make comments on the Christmas bears from when I made my mumford and sons cover video (lmao) and hERE’S THE BACK STORY: when i was one year old my mom bought me my first christmas bear and then it became a tradition and we have one every year from 1989 to 2007 when I turned 18. usually theyre all spread out around the house so it’s not so creepy but this year...
Drunk Thoughts
thefrenemy:
I should buy another drink because if I don’t my social lubricant will dry up and die
I can only talk to people at a certain point of drunkeness
I’m not drunk enough to enjoy all these people I hate these people
Goodness, I will try my damndest to reach a point of enjoyment! Cheers to wine!
My bed is probably the most comfortable place in the world, like if a cloud burped up...
ho
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hang
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you guysssss, i’m going through all my old facebook posts and seriously i have to say.. i am so glad i was a giant nerd so that instead of deleting 4 years of potentially compromising shit i can just sit back and ugly laugh at myself all day while drinking orange juice.
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President Obama's message this morning on Iraq
Early this morning, the last of our troops left Iraq.
As we honor and reflect on the sacrifices that millions of men and women made for this war, I wanted to make sure you heard the news.
Bringing this war to a responsible end was a cause that sparked many Americans to get involved in the political process for the first time. Today’s outcome is a reminder that we all have a stake in our...
