January 2011
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Piers Morgan commenting on the SOTU
and in my head i’m like “HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.”
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I've been writing this paper about the boundaries...
It’s only supposed to be four pages long.
Questioning my own boundaries of sanity rn.
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Things that sound better then going to work today:
alex-lately:
Anything
Everything
Change “work” to “homework” and you’re SPOT ON.
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so please please please let me get what i want....
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Things I did today
got an internship!
…
OH WELL GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
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I just
made dinner for myself. At 4 p.m. Okay.
I am a crotchety old woman.
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Questions I just asked myself:
Is it too pathetic to write the days of the premieres of all my favorite shows in my school planner?
Answer:
Yes. Yes,it is.
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7: 00a.m. you are not my friend
@__@
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Every time
I take the cover off my phone I say to myself “Oh! A mystery button! I wonder what it does because when my cover is on there is absolutely no defining feature reminding me this button is here!” and then I press it and the camera goes on and 1. I remember the last time I did this and 2. I promptly forget what the button does for the next time I take my phone cover off.
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I was hungry
so my mom gave me a plate of chicken wings telling me to finish them because no one else will. By the time I have two left I am sick of them but I say “oh well I might as well eat them because there’s only two and no one else will.” then I bring my plate to kitchen and find more chicken wings in the box now I am just pissed I ate the last two I didn’t want.
GOD.
It kinda hurts and it kinda sucks.
sade:
To put yourself out there and be like “well. this is who i am. you know everything about me, and i have spent a year getting to know everything about you and i guess that’s not good enough and i guess i’m going to lose one of my favourite people in the world because that’s what you’ve decided is going to happen.”
Hey guys what’s up I kind of got my heart broken tonight. Just need to be...
too bad there is a 0.0% chance of that happening.
News Anchor: ...and coming up at 10:00, 7 reasons why YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX TONIGHT!!!
Me: *choke on gatorade*
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In case anyone was wondering..
Swine Flu sucks just as much as everyone says it does.
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So my younger cousin was explaining to me how someone at her school was being nice to her after threatening to “fight her” (those darn kids) and out of no where my cousin goes “Yeah and I was like ‘Fuck you bitch, you face peeled off last year,’” with a completely straight face.
That’s it. All she can say about this girl, “her face peeled off last...
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